the saga begins...
 drewfigga: john woke up one bright sunny morning, figured that it was going to be a regular normal day. he brushed his teeth, changed, ate a bagel and headed out the door for work. he greeted his neighbor, who didn't even respond. how rude! thought john, but whatever, he got in his car and drove to work.
when he was driving on the freeway, he noticed that everyone was honking and pointing at him for some reason. john honked back and waved, everyone else slowed down. weird...
john got to work, he got on the elavator and pressed 8, and while he was looking at the reflection on the elavator door, there wasn't anyone there!! john was invisible? or was he? he arrived on the 8th floor and saw the girl of his dreams walking towards the elevator, so he...
missjenny311: took a deep breath, contemplated on what he was going to say...a hi, a good morning or how are you doing this fine morning? Walking slow towards her, he gets more nervous and gets knot in his stomach...then all of a sudden, his knees buckle and next thing you know...
a loud BOOM! He tripped and fell right in front of her. lying there thinking what should i do next? Get up and run away or...
chungmc: ...a quick dive-roll into an adjacent office. 
Whew! She's walking and talking with someone and didn't even see him. He watches her longingly as she walks by, through the window blinds of the office.
"Good of you to drop in." It's his boss.
drewfigga: "melissa!" john turned over slowly on the floor and found himself staring right up his boss' skirt!
"john, mind telling me what you're doing on the floor of my office?" melissa asked. "and by the way, where is that quarterly report that you were supposed to have finished yesterday?"
 john just sat on the floor and was mesmerized by his boss' sexy legs, and when he finally realized what she was saying, he uttered, "i was just...
Witchkitty: looking for my contact lens. I can't see a thing without it!
Melissa stared at him like he had grown another eye in the middle of his forehead. "What is wrong with your face?" she asked.
John didn't feel any different, but when he remembered the weird incident in the elevator with the mirror, and the crazy people on the freeway, he couldn't help but wonder what was going on here?
Reaching up to touch his face, to his horror, he felt......
djwinyo: ...something rough and grainy. He quickly dismissed himself to the Men's restroom while Melissa shrugged their encounter off and carried on with her daily work.
When John got to the restroom he stared closely in  the mirror and didn't notice anything wrong with his face. In fact he thought to himself, "Goddamn, I'm lookin' super fly. Ben Affleck better move over because it's time I got some J.Lo booty."
Refreshed and confident, John left the restroom and saw the girl of his dreams again. She was drinking out of a water fountain. John decided to approach her and introduce himself.
"Hi, my name is John. I work for Melissa. What's your name again?"
At that moment John's eyes drifting down from the girl's face and before he could get the money shot he was looking for, he saw a name tag. It read "Hi, my name is..."
tankjuice: ...Chelsea Clinton."
The former president's daughter? John was flabberghasted. She didn't look anything like the frecklefaced, perm-harmed, braces-lined daughter of the 42nd president of the United States. Instead, what stood in front of him was the visual image of a goddess--long, honey-blonde hair, white tender-soft skin, a generously shaped buxom, and an ass you could bounce a coin off of.
"Excuse me?" she said.
John found himself staring at her and quickly composed himself. He responded, "No, I'm sorry, but...uh, are you really Chelsea Clinton???"
She gave off a seductive chortle and answered...
Crazychinaman: *zipping off her skin suit and  revealing a stocky plump brunette woman*.."No I'm actually Monica Lewinsky...I host the new show Mr.Personality".
"I just pose as Chelsea to convince the general public that ol' Bill is a pedophile"
"Very Nice" I said...
Suddenly she unzips another skin suit and low and behold...
mrfobking: Christie. John, more confused as ever, said "I thought your name was Monica??" "Oh my god, you must be talking about my twin sister. Today is my first day of work." "They didn't tell you??? I am your new secretary."
John, staring her up and down, and noticing how short her mini skirt was, couldn't believe it. It sure has been a very strange day so far, but this has totally made his day.
"Is there anything I can get for you?" Christie says. "How about coffee? How about a massage?"
For some reason, the words of "happy ending" creeped into his head, then he shook his head and snapped out of it, and said, "Sure, I would like some.......
junk_sampan: ...coffee."
 "I take it black. Like my women.", John joked.
"Uh huh. Not even a little cream?", Christie purred coquettishly.
The fact that John was sitting down spared him some potential embarrassment as Christie winked at him over her shoulder and went to get his coffee.
"Dang. What is it with me today?", John wondered.
Just then, looking outside his window, he notices...
atai78: ....two birds were on the tree limb mating. He then though t about what it would be like to mate with Christie.
She did look quite cute today. But then he looked down at his left hand and saw the shiny reminder of who is.... a married man.
But then he thought.....
tankjuice: ...hm, that ring should be on my right hand. I forgot I had bought it last week and non-wedding bands were required to be placed anywhere other than the left ring finger. I'm not really married. Silly me."
So he tugged the ring off his left hand and placed it on the right ring finger.
"Much better," he thought while admiring the quality of the silver plated ring. He gave it a good chuckle at his mistake.
"Ah well," he muttered as he slipped his hands into his pant pockets and began strolling off down the hallway while whistling "Dixie Land".
Then he stopped halfway. "What the heck was I doing before...?"
mrfobking: i still can't see a thing. then he realized that he had lost his contact lenses earlier today and he realized everything he saw was very blurry. He somehow stumbled his way back to his office. Good thing he keeps a pair of glasses in his drawer just in case. He puts on his glasses and at the same time Christie entered the room with his coffee.
He looked up and he almost fell out of his chair. Standing in front of him was not the sexy, young girl with the mini skirt he saw  earlier, Instead it was a plus sized girl with rolls of fat hanging out of her shirt.
"I saw how you looked at me earlier". Christie said after closing the door and locking it. She walked towards John while letting her hair down.
John became very red-faced and....
drewfigga: ...hot like a drunk asian kid. christie got very aggressive and started to undo john's pants.
 "this is not right!" yelled john. "i wouldn't have none of it!"
but then christie threw john on the floor and sat on john's head and said, "you better give it up little boy, before i squish your head!"
just then they heard a knock on the door. "what's going on in there?" the door unlocked, and 'sexy legs' melissa stepped inside. "can i...
iamsam50: ..WHAT THE...?? Wait a minute...your not John's usual secretary!", exclaimed Melissa as a strange, yet funky, music began playing on the company P.A. system, " bow chika bow chika...."
In two long, curvaceous strides, Melissa was next to the helpless John and with one well-placed kick from her stiletto heels she sent Christie flying to the other side of the room. "Now, shouldn't you be doing that for ME....?", asked Melissa as she straddled John's....
Coc0Nut: ...great, BIG...COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!! Suddenly, John  heard a rooster calling! What the..."Did you hear that??" John asked frantically. "Hear what?" she responded. "Uh, umm, nothing--nevermind." So quickly forgetting the strange disruption, John got down to business thinking, "Wow, I've died and gone to heaven!" Until suddenly, she opened her eyes and started screaming like a madwoman. John's eyes darted around until they landed upon a mirror across the room. He saw nothing but Melissa perched atop... an invisible being!! Quick, to get her to stop screaming, he...
tankjuice: ...quickly...uninvisitized...uninvisibilized...un-invisibled....became not invisible. She stopped screaming when she noticed he reappeared
"What are you? Some kinda freak?!?" she cursed. Behind Melissa, Christie was crawling up to her feet, holding some sort of object in her hands.
"No, baby, you must have blacked out or something," he quickly lied. Unfortunately he had forgotten about his super-duper human powers of invisibility and the moment of ecstacy when Melissa straddled his thing had forced him to lose all his senses.
"Waaah-soooo!" Christie suddenly wailed from behind Melissa. The latter turned around and was greeted by a....
atai78: director. "Cut, cut, cut!!.. Too many guy writers in this  story plot and it makes the story line sounds like a porn." As the film director sighs *SIGH*
He continues "This scene is suppose to be innocent, you two (John nad Melissa) can flirt all you want off stage but during a scene please have a little professionalism. After all this is a rated PG movie for families"
As the director walks away, John thinks.....
Witchkitty: "I really need a cold shower". He headed for the showers in the dressing room, when suddenly he heard the strangest sound, kind of like a ringing. It was a familiar sound, but he couldn't quite place it.
Suddenly, the room started to go all fuzzy again and it was hard to remember what he was doing. That ringing noise was getting louder. He shook his head. What the hell WAS that?
Trying to maintain his grip on reality, he felt himself slip to the floor  as the room faded to black. The ringing noise was incessant now.
He closed his eyes and covered his ears, but the ringing would not stop. When he opened his eyes again, he was in his own bed and the alarm clock was still ringing.
He reached over and shut the alarm off, thinking, "Wow! What a weird dream!"
He woke up to a bright sunny morning, figured that it was going to be a regular normal day. He brushed his teeth, changed, ate a bagel and headed out the door for work.
drewfigga: he greeted his neighbor, who didn't even respond. how rude! thought john, and then he was like what the heck? this happened before... maybe its deja vu...
 so he got in his car and drove to work. when he was driving on the freeway, he noticed that everyone was honking and pointing at him for some reason. hmmm... strange. then he recalled watching this movie called groundhog day. he looked at his watch, and sure enough it was february 2... woohoo! john is going to score with all the ladies today!
john thought, "i'm going to get some from..."
junk_sampan: ...that girl at Starbucks I have always had a thing for." As he pulled into the Starbucks parking lot, he primped and preened himself in the rearview mirror. Once he was satisfied, he got out of the car and finally noticed why everyone was honking at him. His car trunk door was ajar, so he went to shut it and as he looked inside his trunk, he saw.... | 
